"Good Bedouins": Good For Whom?

Myths: Bedouins want nothing more than to continue living their traditional way of life as loyal Israeli citizens. They enjoy sharing tea and hot pita bread with their Jewish cousins, particularly those that they stumble upon in the desert. Bedouins derive Arab nachas from selling beautiful cloth and fabric to Jewish tourists for low prices.

Fact: We saw another example of a loyal Bedouin Arab yesterday. This time, the noble savage was a 16 year old girl who arrived at the Shoket Junction border police base armed with a pistol. In her quest for martyrdom she started firing at the police. Fortunately, she was shot dead.

Q: What happened? Aren't Bedouins supposed to be good Arabs?

A: Absolutely. Bedouins are "good Arabs". So are the Israeli-Arabs. That's why they hate Israel. They believe that we stole the land from them. Do you want to know why it is dangerous to camp by yourself in the desert? It isn't the desert fauna. The hyenas will leave you alone. So will the vipers. It's the Bedouin squatter that poses the existential threat to you as you sleep. If you close your eyes, you might not wake up, courtesy of a slit trachea. Despite what Birthright teaches naive American Jews, the average Bedouin is unlikely to serve a Jew tea. He's more likely to gut him like a lamb.

The Bedouin youth are becoming radicalized. Within the last year there have been several accounts of Bedouins getting indicted for their involvement in terrorism. Usually these stories get mentioned as tiny blurbs that nobody sees and nobody reads. The Bedouin youth all support Fatah, Hamas, and Hezbollah. This particular 16 year old female monster wanted to be a shaheed so badly despite her "Israeli" citizenship and improved living standards.

The Bedouin mafia is another menace that plagues the country. They smuggle rockets into Gaza for Hamas. They import weapons into the country for their brothers and sisters throughout the country. They bring in drugs and prostitutes. Many of the prostitutes have been forced into "white slavery" with the barrel of a gun. The police are afraid of the Bedouins and the Bedouins know it.

Loyal Bedouins. What a dangerous delusion.