We Have Other Plots

A Zionist Candiru Fish

To the Arab and Islamic world, may your names and memories be blotted off the face of the earth.

The Israeli government may choose to deny it, but you know better than that. There really are a thousand, nay ten thousand, international Jewish plots to destroy you. Killer bees, leprosy, earthquakes, termites, the plague, lumbar lung, berry-berry, AIDs, robot vipers, poisonous humus platters, LSD laced pita bread, wild pigs, rabies, yellow-fever, Scarlett fever, botched circumcisions, food poisoning, scurvy, typhoid, herpes, the television program Glee, and the National Basketball Association. Naturally, some of these plots are bound to be discovered. Truth be told, we sometimes release the information ourselves, for the sole purpose of messing with your minds. We are everywhere and anywhere. 

• The Iranians recently discovered that one of our more famous Mossad agents (J.K. Rawlings), authored the Harry Potter novels. It's all an elaborate plot to spread Zionism. Ogres, magic, warlocks. All a metaphor to spread our propaganda. It doesn't matter at this point. The damage is already done. Billions of young Muslim children now adore Golda Meir. 

• The Egyptians found one of our killer sharks in their waters. But they haven't found the 999 other Mossad trained sharks that are waiting to gobble up Egyptians and German tourists. And then of course there are the hundreds of Candiru fish that were recently released in the sea. PS-They have a nasty habit of swimming up the urethra of unsuspecting swimmers. (Biologically engineered, of course, to avoid the Jewish urethra.) Its all part of an elaborate plot to put an end to the Egyptian birthrate once and for all. On a related note, the Nile river is filled with Mossad crocodiles. 

• The Saudis discovered one of our vultures. At first they thought it was a winged Jew. Here's the scoop. We wanted them to capture him. He was a carrier for a unique strain of syphilis which is already spreading to the Saudi masses. We have another treat for the Saudis. There's a radioactive rod planted inside the actual Kaaba itself (courtesy of a specially trained team of microscopic Zionist robots with little drills) which has been causing brain tumors for over 15 years. 

Here's my message to the Islamic and Arab world. I know that you're frightened. You should be. For every Zionist plot that you uncover, a hundred more will go undiscovered. In the meantime, continue to drink your water, and wonder what those damn Jews might have done to it. You don't drink water, you say? How about Turkish coffee? Surely the Mossad couldn't be inside your coffee mug.

Or could they?

A Nuclear Iran: An Impending Nightmare-Part II

May we see this Iranian dog and his 
Islamic ghouls slaughtered under the
sword of Jewish vengeance.

When it comes to exposing the dangers of a nuclear Iran, few men in positions of authority have been as diligent as John Bolton. (And he's been consistent in his criticism of the U.S.'s weak-kneed response to this madness. When the Bush administration passed the buck off to the impotent, socialist, Arab-loving, Barack Obama, may his name and memory be erased, Bolton didn't mince words.) Just last week, the former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. reported on Fox News that the Russians would be installing nuclear rods into Iran's Busheir reactor on August 21st. Bolton explained that he saw the 21st as a deadline for the Israelis to attack Iran, since any attack after the installation would leak radiation into the atmosphere and possibly the Persian Gulf and endanger Iranian "citizens." Bolton explained that he had no confidence that Israel would risk such an attack. 


As Bolton predicted, the Russians installed the rods on August 21st. Those of us with sanity watched with bated breath in the hope that there would be a surprise attack from Israel. No such luck. There was no Israeli military strike. If Bolton's information is accurate, this means that Israel has already accepted that Iran will soon have a nuclear bomb. Absolutely terrifying. 


Nuclear capability doesn't occur overnight. The blind and impotent leaders of the Western world sat on their hands for the past twenty years and ignored Iran. American presidents on the left and right of the political spectrum closed their eyes, while the European eunuchs twiddled their thumbs. The Russians signed lucrative contracts. And Israel waited on the sidelines, hoping that goyim in U.S. government would take care of the problem for them. They didn't. 


When Bush left office without destroying the reactors, he exposed himself as a fraud. Throughout both of his terms, his "war on terror" was a sham that exposed his ignorance about the Arabs and Muslims, and led to the kind of climate where a dangerous demagogue such as Obama could attain the highest office. And Obama's commitment to "diplomacy" has all but guaranteed the eventuality of a nuclear armed Iran. Obama will go down as this century's Neville Chamberlain. 


Despite the ramblings of leftist simpletons, Israel's nuclear weapons will deter nothing. There is no "Samson option" when dealing with Jihadist lunatics. Radiation leaks or not, Israel has no choice but to strike at Iran. Unfortunately, years of ignoring the problem has made this a very dangerous mission. This would make the attacks on Iraq and Syria's reactors look like a walk in the park. Iran is further away than Syria and Iraq, and there are no friends along the way. Furthermore, Iran's sites are scattered throughout the country and many of them are well hidden. 


Iran's calls to exterminate Israel place them squarely in the camp of Amalek, the ancient enemy of Israel, who lives and breathes to annihilate the Jewish people. The name of the game when fighting Amalek is to "kill or be killed." And it's not just Iran. The same principle applies to any Islamic and/or Arab country that actively pursues nuclear weapons. Our good "friends" (they love us to death) in Egypt and Jordan keep barking about their right to nuclear power. They would be just as dangerous as Iran, if Heaven forbid, they ever obtained such weapons. 


All we can do now is wait on the sidelines and see whether or not Netanyahu has entirely lost his mind. I'm not holding my breath, though. Netanyahu is one of the weakest men to occupy the Prime Ministers seat, in a country that has only known weak Prime Ministers. (It's not an easy task to distinguish oneself in this manner.) But as I've already mentioned, Israel no choice. The Torah's most basic doctrine of self-preservation is that "If one comes to slay you, slay him first." It's time for an Iranian barbecue.

A Nuclear Nightmare

Former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N., John Bolton appears on Fox News with the latest sobering news on Iran's march  towards nuclear power. Bolton warns that Russia is scheduled to help Iran install nuclear rods into the Busheir reactor this week, which essentially closes Israel's window of initiating a successful military strike on Iran. According to Bolton's assessment, August 21st (another 6 days) is the deadline, since an attack afterwards would lead to severe radiation leaks. Bolton is right on the money with his assessment that Israel would never initiate a strike after the rods are inserted. (Israel's spineless leaders would never endanger Iranian "civilian" lives or the lives of Arabs in the neighboring countries, even if the alternative was the possible destruction of the State of Israel.)

Some things never change. The Jew-hating Russians are helping Iran actualize its dream of sending a nuclear bomb towards Israel, leaving a death toll of millions of Jews, Heaven forbid. And Israel has left herself with little options courtesy of its suicidal cow-tailing to both Bush and Obama, and their delusional attempts to resolve the situation diplomatically. Sanctions with teeth, the libs kept telling us.

All eyes are on Israel. For all his assurances and promises of "Never Again" at the gates of Auschwitz and Yaad Vashem, Bibi only has two options. Send Iran to hell, or watch these Islamic Nazis obtain the ultimate weapon that can cause such horror for the Jewish people. The clock is ticking. What is Bibi going to do? 

Israel Or Chelm?- You Decide (audio post)

Reflections on some recent examples of lunacy in the Holy Land, where the "mixed multitude" is doing everything in its power to get us all killed. Rabbi Meir Kahane (may G-d avenge his blood!) often noted that Jews should stop telling Polish jokes and start telling Jewish ones. After all, we Jews are the real fools.

The Flotilla Fiasco: A Call For A Different Type Of Investigation (audio)

I agree that there should be an investigation into what has come to be known as the "flotilla fiasco." The only question is, what kind of investigation? On this latest audio post, I offer some more reflections on this latest example of insanity. And while you're at it, check out www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/sinkterror. Sign the petition if you want to see some Jewish fireworks the next time around.

Ehud Barak: Enemy of The Almighty (audio)

Reflections on Israel's morally and mentally defective Minister of Defense, Ehud Barak. A grotesque weasel of a man who won't fight the Arabs, but enjoys spending his time cooking up schemes to destroying life in Judea and Samaria and sending the Yassamnikim capos to beat up Jews. Apparently this traitor thinks that these sadistic thugs are his personal militia to satisfy his blood-lust. Forget about being the Minister of Defense. Why is this pudgy faced, androgynous, sadist not in jail? Barak represents the true face of the "mixed multitude".

The Three Headed Serpent

The three-headed serpent of the current U.S. administration is easily the most anti-semitic one to come to power in Israel's history. In terms of pure toxicity, the combination of the modern Pharaoh, Barak "Hussein" Obama, Vice-President, Joe "the blood libel" Biden, and Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, is unparalleled. Were Israel run by G-d-fearing leaders, these human contagions would be utterly irrelevant. Unfortunately, Israel is led by eunuchs who grovel before the Jew-haters of the world and acquiesce to their insane demand. Kill yourselves.

It's astounding how liberal Jews go ga-ga for Obama and Clinton. (Biden is really irrelevant to them, simply because he's a man and he's not black.) They make excuses for these anti-Semites who slam Israel on a daily basis, while the immoral Arabs and Islam drown the world in a sea of barbarism and blood. While Abbas (yemach shmo vzichro) incites Arabs to murder Jews, Vice President Joe Biden engages in what many have compared (and rightfully so) to a genuine modern day blood libel. He blamed Israel for the deaths of American soldiers who are killed by Arabs. This is the same charge that many Neo-Nazi groups in America level against the Jewish people.

And then there is the notorious Hillary Clinton. A woman (?) who once kissed Suha Arafat's fat face, moments after the former delivered a blood libel to an audience of Jew-haters. Just seeing her name in print upsets me. Hearing her shrill nasty voice is like a fork in the brain. Seeing her ugly, sagging, mug... well you get the point. Only a genuine anti-Semite has the nerve to condemn a so-called "ally" (what a sick joke) for developing its capital, while ignoring Abbas and his Fatah thugs, as they name a town square after a murderer of Jews. Even more sickening than secular liberal Jews are the many modern-orthodox liberal American Jews (some with "orthodox") who adore this fiend, and call her a friend of Israel. A friend of Israel? Hillary will go down as one of the greatest enemies of the Jewish people in American history.

While Iran inches closer to developing a nuclear bomb and threatens Israel with extinction, Obama sends this killer shrew to scream in Netanyahu's ear for 43 minutes. Obama and his minions are more upset with Israel's plans to build in Jerusalem, than the prospect of a nuclear Iran, a plummeting economy, or Obama's personal plummeting ratings. None of this is important to Obama. A tiny sliver of a country called Israel, surrounded by Arab and Islamic nations on all sides who want to destroy her, is his greatest concern. He has one goal. What can I do to kill the Jewish state? That's precisely why he selected his enemy to be Secretary of State. Obama hates Hillary with every fiber of his being, but he knows she has the tenacity and hatred to go after Israel like a bulldog. He knows that she has the support of liberal Jews who even when they get kicked in the mouth by Hillary, still worship her. Plus he agrees with her on one major point. Israel is a country of "f***ing Jew bastards."

Ideally a Prime Minister should have a spine, teeth, and a pair of beitzim. It's not too much to ask of someone who wants the position. Netanyahu has none of them. A Prime Minister should believe in his country's right to exist, adhere to his principles, and do everything in his power to protect his people. He should have the guts to tell a collection of human feces like Clinton, Obama, and Biden to go to hell. Unfortunately, Netanyahu isn't going to develop a spine. He is who he is. A coward. An adulterer. A power-starved egomaniac who lied through his teeth (on two separate occasions) in order to become Prime Minister. An idealogical fraud who betrayed everyone of his so-called "Likud principles" (the same mythical principles that Moshe Feiglin wants to resurrect) in the name of political expediency. A weakling eunuch who sat there and took a beating as the grotesque Hillary Clinton yammered into his ear for 43 minutes. A true leader would have picked up the phone (for the last time) and stated, "listen to me you shrill, Jew-hating, witch. I never want to hear your miserable voice again." Then he would slam the receiver down into its base, with the intention of puncturing her eardrums.

(Detour: What a fantasy. To see the look on Hillary's fat, sagging, face, after such an exchange (if one were a fly) would epitomize the essence of Jewish nachas (joy). To see her face turn red with rage, to hear the flurry of anti-semitic obscenities, and to witness with one's own eyes the inevitable heart attack that would ensue....) But I digress.

With G-d's help, the three headed serpent will do what Israel's puny leaders never could do, and cut off all economic and military aid to Israel. This would be the greatest gift the Jewish State ever received. Sever the toxic line that pumps degradation and neediness into the Jewish state. Naturally, this would be a nightmare for the Jewish lemmings of the world who would moan and worry about American-Israeli relations, but it would be a Yom Tov for those who believe in the G-d of Israel. On the day that the U.S. coffers are finally shut, Israel will have no one to turn to but The Almighty Himself.

As Pesach draws near, let us pray for the final redemption and the coming of the Messiah. As we read the Haggadah and it's glorious account of Divine Retribution, we should pray for vengeance against the enemies of The Almighty. Yahadut demands that crimes against The Almighty and His chosen people are paid for in blood. All of them will suffer for their sins, certainly in the next world, with G-d's help, in this one as well.

Our enemies wear many guises. A great many wear keffiyahs, eat hallal, and jabber with a guttural tongue. One particular anti-Semite with big ears framing an idiotic narrow face, actually become President of the United States. Another corrupt brain-dead dolt became his Vice-President. And then you have Hillary, the post-menopausal, vindictive, anti-Semite, who suffers from gender identity disorder and wears mens pant suits to frame her grotesque thunder thighs. May we see vengeance against all of them, whatever their form, and whatever their creed. And may the arrogant neck of this three headed American viper be crushed before our eyes. Obama, Biden, and Clinton. May their names and memories be erased.

Gentiles who care about the future of America should pray likewise. They should throw away the "New Testament" and read the real book, starting with the chapter where the Almighty made a promise to Abraham. They should pray to the real G-d, the only G-d, and not the pagan myth who neither died for, nor saved, anyone.

"Pour out Your wrath against the nations that know you not"......

Turkish TV: Jews As Devils

Every day we read about another form of provocation coming out of the mouths of the dogs of Turkey, whom we are told by our quisling leaders are a nation of "moderate Muslims." Just like the Hitler adoring Egyptians and Jordanians. Yesterday, Arutz Sheva reported on a popular Turkish television program entitled, "Ambush In The Valley of the Wolves". This isn't some nature documentary. This is a show about Mossad agents who steal Turkish babies. Only a thoroughly diseased society of Amalekites would watch this filth, which is reminiscent of Julius Streicher's pornographic "Der Strumer". Welcome to Turkey.

Various versions of the blood-libel thrive exist in the Arab-Muslim world, which borrowed it from the accursed European x-tians, and made it their own. Contemporary Arab-Islamic "culture" and society is replete with the motif of the blood-libel, be it literature, movies, television, or academia. Normal people read normal books, fiction or otherwise. In the Arab-Islamic world, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion and Mein Kampf qualify as high literature.

With all the opportunities these dogs provide to expose the myth of "moderate" Arab/Islamic countries, one would think that someone in the government would have the self-respect to take advantage to expose these Nazis. Of course Israel is led by groveling lemmings who call the Fatah butcher Abbas a moderate, even as he praises the murderers of Jews as shaheeds (Islamic martyrs).

Eunuchs are a stubborn bunch. Barak and Bibi continue to insist that there is no crisis with a country whose populace is nursed on the most obscene primitive Jew-hatred. A country (with a history of its own for annihilating people) that has aligned itself with their genocidal coreligionists in Syria, Lebanon, and Iran. A country led by Prime Minister, Recep Erdogan, a vicious anti-semite, who can barely control his Jew-hatred even when on the international stage.

Here's the thing about wolves. They act like wolves in order to survive. If Israel were dealing with the enemy properly, in accordance with the laws of Halachic warfare, we could live with this image as wolves. As Rav Kahane (May G-d avenge his blood!) said, "Let them (the Arabs) think that we're monsters." Violence is the only language that these creatures understand.

Unfortunately, they don't really think that we are wolves. The wolf is merely an image to further demonize the Jew, and thus cultivate a climate where the populace wants to kill Jews. Here's to the day when we show Turkey and the rest of the Amalekite contagions of the world, the power and ferocity of the true Jewish wolf.

A Turkey's Call For War

I just read on the Jerusalem Post's website that the head dog of Turkey issued a warning to Israel, in response to rumors that the Israeli Air Force is using Turkey's airspace to spy on Iran. While denying the rumors, Erdogan made sure to clarify what his position would be if Israel were ever to engage in such activity. "Israel will receive a response equal to that of an earthquake," this impotent Jew-hating creature gobbled. What a curious remark to hear from a "friend."

Let's cut the crap. Erdogan is no moderate. He's a Muslim leader of an Islamic country that hates Israel and the Jewish people. Ever since the war in Gaza, Erdogan has taken every opportunity to bang on the war drum. He's itching to kill Jews. Erdogan fully supports Iran's program to destroy Israel. How many pictures to we need to see of him meeting with Achmadinijhad and hugging him? (Imagine hugging Hitler.) A moderate country? A friend of Israel's? I'd wager that even the fools who utter such lies, would be reticent about vacationing with their moderate, Turkish friends this Chanukah. Anyone with a handful of brain cells in their head understands that Israel has no friends in the world. Arab, Muslim, or otherwise.

Imagine for a moment that the Maccabees were around today. The true sons of Matityahu, with the technological might of the IAF. What would they do in response to such threats? First they'd turn Iran into a wasteland. Tohu Vavohu. No more nucleur threat. And on the return trip home they'd pay a visit to Erdogan and drown his country of Jew-haters in a sea of Turkish blood.

A fantasy today. The reality tomorrow. The true Moshiach will be coming one day, and he won't be carrying an olive branch. May we see it with our eyes.

Dreams Of An Iranian Wasteland

Amalek's Call to "Wipe Israel Out of Existence"

True to form, Netanyahu remains a frightened man. A man who lacks the courage to make difficult decisions. A man who plays the part of a eunuch, when he grovels before the Jew hating bastard, Barack Obama (yemach sh'mo v'zichro), who will surely go down in history as the Neville Chamberlain of the 21st century. Every day that Bibi listens to Obama, Iran gets closer to obtaining the ultimate weaponry of mass destruction and actualizing their genocidal fantasies. Israel doesn't have a choice. Obama's calls for economic sanctions and international diplomacy are impotent tools. Only military intervention can stop Iran.

Unfortunately, if Israel attacks Iran, it will be a precise surgical strike that will leave the general populace of savages unharmed. While such an operation might end Iran's nuclear aspirations, the average citizen will go unpunished. Pity. Iran deserves to be turned into a wasteland of charred corpses. Don't let the PC types cloud the reality. Both the "fundamentalists" and the "reformists" of Iran hate us. The Israeli Air Force should give them a dazzling and deadly show of fire and blood, one which will make Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like a Fourth of July fireworks display.

One day soon, (please G-d) the Jewish people will recognize that they are insane. They will seek help for their collective sickness.

In this type of climate, the time will be ripe for true leaders who fear The Almighty to take the reigns. Havlagah will end. The IDF will be freed from it's tethers.

Instead of using the armed forces to beat up and harass good Jews, we will see the glorious manifestation of Kiddush Hashem (sanctification of G-d's name) in the form of true Jewish vengeance against our enemies. All of our enemies, not just the scurrying maggots of Iran.

Please G-d, may we see it in our times!

Turkish Dogs

It wasn't that long ago that stupid Jews were extolling the virtues of Turkey. I'm not even talking about extreme secular leftists. There are plenty of "moderate", "reasonable", religious Jews who spout such nonsense. Spineless nebs who usually subscribe to the Hellenistic indoctrination of "maada and Torah" (always in that order) that the many Rabbi Lemmings of the Daati world forced into their skulls. Even more than Jordan and Egypt (whose sham one-sided treaties with Israel granted them the status of moderates) these pea-brains saw Turkey as a Muslim country that was both reasonable and modern. Time and time again, they would cite Turkey as proof that Israel had at least one friend.

The head dog Erdogan has done a hell of a job stripping off the false face of moderation and showing the ugly beneath. Ever since the Gaza war, Erdogan has done as good a job as anyone in circulating and disseminating blood libels about Israel. Now Erdogan has publicly stated that Iran is a friend of Turkey's. I'd like to see the eunuchs in government explain away this latest statement. Surely, we can expect to hear some bumbling, babbling, Israeli minister degrading himself and country as he spins the age old story of "the many ties the countries have with each other..............

Erdogan doesn't like to wear a mask. This is good, because the most dangerous Arabs and Muslims are the ones who wear them. Liberal Jews always fall for these malevolent characters. Fortunately, Erdogan is honest about his Jew-hatred. A man needs to know who his enemies are. There are too many stupid Jews out there who need the enemy to say it outright. "I hate you and your people. I want to see your country wiped off the face of the planet."

As far as I'm concerned, any friend of Iran's deserves Iran's ultimate fate, the fate of any people that adopts the ideology of Amalek and wars with The Almighty. Turkey's allegiance is clear. They are the same primitive savages as their brothers and sisters in Iran. Naturally, they should receive the same form of justice. Death and devastation. Extermination and extinction. May we see it with our eyes.

This Erdogan cockroach really gets me riled up. Here are two older posts that I wrote about Turkey. Turkey's Jihad & More Moderate Muslims.

Yom Hoshoah: The Call of the Siren

I heard the siren go off this morning. Not the code red siren of an incoming rocket, thank G-d, although we will surely be hearing those again in the future. The siren of Yom Hashoah. As the siren moaned it's mournful reminder, I listened carefully and reflected on that dark period in history when the human monsters of Europe devoured my brothers and sisters. I conjured up images of nightmares. Mountains of Jewish bones. Furnaces black with Jewish ash. Skeleton men staring at the living. Pictures of screams, tears, and Hell. Six and a half million Jewish men, women, children, infants, and fetuses, exterminated by European Amalekites. I reminded myself of the promise of Jewish fire and blood. Never Again. An oath I will keep until my last breath.

Obsessed as I am with Jewish survival, I cannot help but note the irony. The siren is meant to remind us of an unimaginable nightmare that became real. While the siren screams at us, the insanity of Oslo continues, a madness that guarantees another Shoah in our times, Heaven forbid. Israel's leaders continue to supply weapons and money to Fatah. While the siren blares its somber message, the jackals with citizenship destroy the country from within. The "Israeli-Arab" also hears the siren. It means nothing to him.

Abdul the citizen hates Jews. He hates Israel and he hates Yom Hashoah. He doesn't hate the Holocaust. Abdul thinks the Holocaust was a great thing. Hitler, the Mufti, Arafat, these are his heroes. The siren annoys him terribly, but he derives comfort from the fact that things are rapidly changing in Israel. The Jews are destroying themselves with unprecedented speed, and if things continue as they are, there will be no siren in the near future.

Abdul understands the math. Demographics guarantees an Arab majority in the future, even if Israel imports another million non-Jews from Europe. His wife Hanan knows that the Israelis are tired of fighting. The two of them will have many children who will have many children of their own. They will teach these children that the dream of "palestine" is becoming reality.

Haziz knows that when the Knesset has a substantial number of Arabs, the country will drastically change. The infrastructure will completely break down, while the Jewish political parties eat each other alive. There will be pogroms against Jews to rival those of the 20's and 30's. This is a pleasant thought for him. Many Jews will leave, and those who haven't will wish that they had. Haziz waits patiently. He will also have many children and he will raise them to be proud Arabs. He will teach them to dream the Jewish nightmare.

While Israel's enemies grow stronger and bolder, the might of the IDF is tempered by the cowardly politicians, and a frightened populace that has learned to accept the unacceptable. The neighboring Islamic/Arab countries are carefully observing what is happening. They have seen the debacles of Lebanon II and the self-imposed defeat of the war in Gaza. And it is not just Iran and Syria. Take a look at the Egyptians who practice shooting down Israeli planes in mock military drills. Peace with Egypt? Of course there is. Try visiting Cairo with a kipa or Magen David.

The siren is like a shofar. The purpose of a shofar is to jar your senses, and to make you reflect on the past, present, and future. I heard a shofar this morning. Very moving. But utterly meaningless if it doesn't wake us up. I don't know if Bibi heard the same siren that I heard.

I heard the siren today. I listened and I repeated the vow to myself. I remember what Amalek did and I will never forget. I also know that the bastards show up in every generation, and that the Mufti's children are salivating.

Return to G-d.

Never Again.

Stupid Jew Quiz

ARE YOU A STUPID JEW? TAKE THE QUIZ AND FIND OUT!

Question: Did you vote for Obama (or Hillary for that matter)?

Answer: If the answer is yes, you are indeed a stupid Jew.

Forgive me. I don't mean stupid in a conventional sense. You're probably highly intelligent by any standard. I refer to the part of your brain that deals with common sense and survival, in your case, the part of your brain that is either non-existent, abnormally small, or severely lesioned. I blame the exile for your unfortunate malady. In-breeding and poor nutrition may have also played a role. Back to the exam and your test results. I should also inform you that as a "Jew for Obama" you are not only stupid. You're incredibly annoying.

My dear stupid brother, what compelled you to vote for someone who is obsessed with kissing the hindquarters of the Islamic/Arab world? Is it his support of a "palestinian State" and a return to Israel's Auschwitz borders? His committment to socialism? His loyalty to Reverend Wrong? His friendship with domestic terrorists?

Is it your stupidity? Your self-hatred? A combination of the two. Perhaps Obama's "blackness" excited you. (Somehow I don't think you would have supported a conservative black academic like Thomas Sowell for President.) If this is the case (and I suspect that it is) then in addition to being stupid, you're also a liberal racist. What kind of qualification is skin color? Idi Amin was also black.

The secular "Jew for Obama" is a bit easier to understand. Having zero or limited knowledge of Torah, she (liberal Jewish women are just as stupid as stupid Jewish men) defines her Judaism through the distorted prism of liberalism, feminism, pluralism, "tikkun olamism", or some other golden calf that the universal Jew (who knows nothing of particulars) is apt to worship. The liberal modern-orthodox "Jew for Obama" is a bit more perplexing. This tragic figure has a constant struggle trying to balance a committment to Torah with liberalism. Try reconciling the Law of Moses with the values of an Obama, a man who believes in socialism, late term abortions, normalization with Iran and Syria, and the demise of Israel. Even more perplexing than these "religious" sheep are the shepards, those elitist, modern orthodox Rabbis with Ph.d's, semicha, and pulpits to peddle their wares and glorify the treif of the galut.

How does one explain an "orthodox Rabbi" who is so in love with Obama (and himself), that he enters a church and participates in an inter-faith ceremony? Or another anomaly that shills for an upright pig named Hillary, stamps a seal of kashrut on her and declares her glatt kosher. These Wise Men of Chelm will have to answer for the untold numbers of Jews they've ruined with their Hellenism. They will surely have to answer for the Jewish blood that is shed in Israel, courtesy of their support of Obama and his All-Star cast of Jew haters.

Ultimately, Obama's presidency will benefit Israel. The more he supports the tyrants of the Arab and Islamic world, the sooner the myth of an alliance between the U.S. and Israel is exposed as a lie. Jews will have no choice but to return to The Almighty. Then we'll see some real Jewish fireworks.

Shut Your Mouth, Jackass!

More words of wisdom from the Obama administration. This time from U.S. Defense Secretary, Robert Gates, who apparently thinks that an Israeli attack on Iran would make things worse for Israel. What an idiot. The grinning dog of Iran has repeatedly threatened to wipe Israel off the face of the earth. What could pose a greater threat than extermination?

Nothing short of military might will stop these animals from actualizing their bloody dreams.What school of defense did Gates attend? The Neville Chamberlain Institute of Soft Speech & Limp Sticks? Gates should read a history book. Countries that appease terrorists bleed themselves to death. People that grovel before the thugs of the world die on their knees. Israel needn't follow the U.S. to the grave.

The only solution is to hit Iran first. Send them back to the age of horses and chariots. Do unto Amalek as they would do unto us.

Joe Biden to Israel: "Die!"

Obama's head jester, (a bastard buffoon named Joe Biden) had some interesting things to say on Tuesday, during the course of a CNN interview. Apparently the thinks it would be "ill-advised" for Israel to attack Iran. Allow me to translate what this animal meant to say but didn't have the guts to say. Israel would be ill-advised if it doesn't shuffle silently to the Iranian slaughterhouse. There is no other way to interpret it. Iran wants to annihilate us.

Every time the anti-Semites in Obama's administration open their mouths they expose themselves. This is good news. Maybe some Jews will finally wake up. Unlike so many sniveling Jewish weasels who fret about impaired U.S.-Israeli relations, I welcome its inevitable coming. U.S. aid to Israel is like drinking a snifter of arsenic. Pretty sweet. At first.

Let the Pharaohs of the Obama administration keep on talking. Let them keep courting Iran and Fatah. Let them sever all foreign aid to Israel. The Almighty will not allow the chillul Hashem to go on indefinitely.

The Clock Is Ticking

In every generation,Amalek rises to destroy Israel. Achmadinijhad and Iran are nearing nuclear capability. The hell with the anti-Semite in the White House. The hell with the EU and the UN. The hell with the world. Faith in G-d and the eternal covenant. Faith in Jewish Barzel and the Jewish gun. Faith in the ability to drown Iran in a sea of fire and blood.

The Nightmare of Obama

To the sick, stupid, liberal Jewish sheep that voted for President Hussein, The Bringer of Sharia Law to America,

Your President has promised to sit with the Iranian Hitler in a few months, a man committed to wiping Israel off the face of the earth. Your racist Jew-hating "savior" is ensuring that the Islamic Third Reich will have the nuclear bomb before too long. This is your leader.

President Hussein is ensuring that another 9/11 happens, perhaps something even more catastrophic than what occurred on that dark day. The innocent blood will be on your hands, for being such shallow self-loathing wimps, and for allowing such a creature to ascend to the highest office in the world.

To the sick racist souls that voted for President Hussein, The Bringer of Terror & Hope to America. Logic can't explain why you got an orgasm voting for a man just because he is black. Obama is such a dangerous man, and you are so dangerously stupid. Get mass lobotomies. Your brains are not functioning anymore.

Bush's Legacy

Now that he has left office, how should we view President Bush's real legacy? The lunatic Left vilified him for the wrong reasons. Being the grotesque pacifistic losers that they are, they viewed any attempt to protect the U.S. as warmongering. The worst elements among them resorted to obscene name-calling, calling him "Hitler" and such. The deranged ranting of these misfits have no place in a proper assessment.

A proper assessment of his eight years in office must take into consideration the challenges he faced at the start of his tenure, and how he responded to them. After the terrible events of 9/11, Bush had a choice. Either become a spokesman about the dangers of Islam, or continue playing PC games. He chose the latter and decided to parrot the standard nonsense about how a "fringe group of individuals had hijacked a beautiful religion of peace". Despite what his die-hard lackeys maintain, Bush never fought the "war on terror" properly. The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq were damned because they were grounded on a false premise, the notion that you could bring western democracy to the barbarians of the Middle East. Instead of destroying these animals and sending them back to the Stone Age, the Bush doctrine was one of unrealistic and dangerous nation building. Bush was a cowboy sitting on the wrong end of the horse.

I'm not here to criticize every move he made. After 9/11, there were no terror attacks on American soil. Bush should be applauded for that. But lets look at the looming threats today, now that he has left office. Gaza is Hamastan courtesy of the pressure he put on Israel to expel the Jews out of Gaza (which Israel's flaccid leaders lacked the strength to oppose). And more recently, instead of encouraging Israel to wipe out Hamas during Operation Cast Lead, he pressured them to accept a sham ceasefire. Of course Bush never saw the real danger of Abbas and Fatah, despite the fact that Abbas has the blood of untold numbers of Americans on his hands.

Why would Bush worry about a small satellite of Iran, when he ignored the Iranian nuclear threat? From a purely American perspective, Bush should be judged based on how he dealt with Iran. In the same way that the world was a much more dangerous place after the Clintons (yemach sh'mam) left office, the world is more dangerous now. Bush lacked the courage to destroy the nuclear reactor in Iran. Obama and Clinton will certainly not use the military to take it out, and will instead resort to diplomacy which means Iran will become a nuclear terror. At the end of the day, Bush spoke loudly and carried a wilting reed.

Bush was bad for Israel, but that is no surprise. All presidents are obsessed with brokering a sham peace with the PLO Nazis even if it kills the Jewish state. They've been backstabbing Israel for years. I never expected Bush to pardon Pollard and right a terrible anti-Semitic injustice. It wasn't going to happen. (The real disgrace was the failure of notable religious Jews who were close to the criminal Clintons, to secure Pollard's release, even as the Clintons pardoned a laundry list of the most vile creatures on earth. As if that wasn't enough, the most prominent of these people still shill for Hillary today. Another sad story for another day.)

Obama, Biden, and Clinton will be a disaster for Israel and America. If Bush's war on terror was flawed, see how these three losers deal with it. No doubt about it, Al Qaida is smiling now. As far as Israel is concerned, this has the potential to be a nightmare, Heaven Forbid. Israel will face even greater pressure to kill itself, as Obama and Clinton do everything in their power to strangle Israel to death. Liberal Jews will even applaud as Hillary shows her nauseating constipated smirk and tightens the screws. More on Obama and Clinton later.

Now is not the time for apathy or indifference.

Livni's Bright Idea

So Livni thinks it might be a good idea for the "Israeli-Arabs" to find their destiny with their brethren in a future "palestinian" state. This silly schoolgirl needs a history lesson. The so-called palestinians already have an illegal state in Jordan, so they needn't wait any longer. We should assist them by packing them in boxes and shipping them to Amman, where I'm sure the king would be glad to have them. I'm sick of the propaganda. There is no "palestinian" people. There never was a palestine. These animals are free to call themselves whatever the hell they want, but saying so doesn't make it so. Unfortunately, the Arabs learned from their European Nazi brothers. Just keep on lying and eventually people will believe you. Hell, the Jews will believe it.

A politician who parrots false history should be treated like any uneducated dolt who spouts nonsense. Let him/her get an education, a Jewish education complete with Jewish history, and when they have something to offer of any significance, then they should open their mouths. In the meantime, I'm waiting for a G-d fearing leader with testicles to run the country. There are no men (or women for that matter) of any worth on the scene, or even on the horizon. (Ehud Barak has the added misfortune of not only acting like he has a testosterone deficiency, he is also beginning to look like a post menopausal woman ala Paul McCartney.)

The barbarians are firing rockets on our towns and our impotent leaders respond by releasing terrorists with blood on their hands in the name of "goodwill", terrorists who will surely murder Jews in the future. Until the timid masses rise up and demand an end to the insanity, the Bolsheviks will continue on their current path. Things are getting worse. A brazen "Israeli Arab" fifth column is growing in number and boldness, terror reigns in the north and south, not to mention the east and west, oppression of Jews in the liberated areas, and a nuclear Iran looming on the horizon. And let us not forget the Jew hating, anti-Israel Obama and his new Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton who are prepared to strangle Israel in the name of "peace". The time is ripe for authentic leadership. And yet there is silence.

Amalek with Nukes

Why is Iran still on the map? Why is the grinning dog of Iran, a modern day Hitler (yemach shmo vzichro) who boasts of a future Holocaust, still standing upright? There isn't much time left, before Israel faces the greatest threat to its existence, a world where an Amalekite nation has nuclear weapons, and the willingness to use them. The world is prepared to accept this nightmarish possibility. Israel cannot allow this to happen.

Fortunately, we have the solution at our disposal- a solution which cannot fail if we implement it. Unfortunately, the solution is only palpable to the G-d fearing Jew with brains and chutzpah, a rarity today in Israel. As a result, the solution is a pipe dream at this point.

Return to G-d and follow his law. Purify the land of all contagions and contaminants, both spiritual and physical. That means transferring the Arabs out of Israel once and for all. No country can live with a fifth column in its midst. (They can go to Jordan, or the U.S. for that matter. I'm sure Obama would love to have them.) The soul snatching missionaries will also have to go. Deal a death blow to Oslo once and for all. Annex the liberated areas and define them as the eternal borders of Israel, with the promise that any future acts of war will result in Israel having larger borders.

And let us not forget Iran. The clock is ticking and there isn't much time left. Bomb the bastards into oblivion before it is too late. Tohu Vevohu. The world won't love us, but at least we'll be alive. As Rabbi Kahane (H"YD) always said, "It's better to have an Israel that is hated by the whole world, than an Auschwitz that is loved by it."