" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)

Monday, September 22, 2008

Maimings & Murder - Just Another Day In Israel

There were two more terror attacks on Monday, in the Arab's continuous war with G-d and the Jewish people. The first incident involved a Arab woman who blinded a Jewish soldier with toxic acid at the Hawara checkpoint. She reportedly used the so called "humanitarian lane", a lane devoid of security checks, to get at the soldier. (Evidently,the Arabs seem to think that a lane free of security checks is a good way to attack Jews.) The soldier was taken to Beilinson Hospital, where doctors informed him that lost the vision in one of his eyes. He will undergo surgery to treat burns around his eyes.

The Arab that blinded this soldier is believed to have been responsible for another acid attack on a soldier. Unfortunately, at some point in the future, she and several hundred of her fellow murderers will probably be exchanged for an IDF hubcap and a Jewish femur. What should be done to her? They should pop out this monster's eyes with a butter knife, and drown her in a vat of the very same acid.

The second attack occurred shortly before 11PM on Monday, when an Arab from East Jerusalem drove his vehicle into a group of soldiers near Jaffa Gate, wounding 17 of them. Fortunately, one of the soldiers killed him before he could maim or murder anyone else. Unfortunately, the rodent wasn't diced into pieces like his great-grandfather Agag.

In the U.S., people always complain about the Monday morning blues. In Israel, where Jewish blood spills like tap water, every day can be blue and every day can be bloody. The bluest days are always the bloodiest. Yesterday was just another bloody Monday, in the land of milk and honey.

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