" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Great Moments in Jewish History: Hillary's Fall

I was delighted to read that Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton fell down and fractured her right elbow. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving shrew. Rumor has it that she's already blaming "the f**king Jew bastards" for her fall. Perhaps next time she'll land on her head.

The only thing marring the occasion, is knowing that at least one prominent orthodox Rabbi will be sending her a bouquet of flowers before Shabbat. Maybe she'll prick herself on the thorns.

Celebrate good times. L'Chaim.

1 comment:

  1. Great site!!

    What's your email address?

    Rob Muchnick


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