" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Hillary's Injury Revisited

So many things to discuss. The lunatics in Iran. Sodomites gearing up to march in our holiest city. Shas MK's unknowingly fressing on cockroaches in the Knesset cafeteria. Critical issues, of course. All in due time. Allow me one last reflection on Hillary's recent tumble which resulted in a delightful snap, crackle, and pop in the form of a fractured elbow. Truly a shame that it wasn't captured on camera.

As I see it, Hillary was probably storming off in a huff after meeting with Avigdor Leiberman. Instead of focusing on the mechanics of walking, she was perseverating on us "f***king Jew bastards", when her monstrous thunder thighs collided with one another, causing her to stumble. Let's remember that time hasn't been kind to Hillary. Her grotesque body is probably disintegrating faster than her sagging, drooping mug, which actually appears to be melting these days. She'd make a perfect witch in any rendition of the Wizard of Oz.

Man doesn't always get to see the manifestation of G-d's ultimate justice. But we can always enjoy seeing Hillary fall down and hurt herself. Here's to many more falls and fractures in her future. Perhaps, next time she'll be reticent about breaking her fall with her elbows and she'll use her head instead.

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