" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)

Friday, January 22, 2010

"Rabbi" Doniel Hartman: Like Father, Like Son

The Hartman Institute has always been a center for disseminating the disease of Hellenism to the Jewish masses. Evidently, the babbling eunuch above, learned a lot from his idiot father. If you know anything about Judaism, your blood pressure is sure to rise as you listen to "Rabbi" Doniel Hartman distort the most basic concepts of yahadut. It's difficult to listen to him ramble on in his effeminate voice, about the virtues of "pluralism." Regulate your breathing, and settle down. Occasionally, it's important to hear what these jackasses are saying, to better understand the "religious-pluralists" of the mixed multitude.

Man, this guy is annoying as hell. A real life lemming, don't you think?


  1. At least he had the decency to leave the window of his office open so the sounds of traffic muddled the spew of stupid coming out of his mouth. I thought he might fall out of it, but it never happened. A true idiot. "Annoying" doesn't really do him justice. How about vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert?

    Shabbat shalom Daniel.

  2. Brilliant! That's a much better description than annoying. I wish I had thought of that. The cliche is true again, in this case with two very rotten apples. He must give his Abba such nachas. "Vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert." I love it.

    Great hearing from you.

  3. In all fairness, I lifted that from Monty Python's Flying Circus' "Argument Clinic Sketch," but it definitely works for Hartman.

  4. You know, I love Monty Python, but I guess my knowledge of the Flying Circus is wanting. I agree though. It's perfect for this screwball.

  5. On a related note, my personal favorite Monty Python film is "The Meaning of Life."


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