The Damn Buddha Statues: Part I

I'd like to get the ball rolling again with the very first video post from "The Jewish Fist." I had a different kind of chametz problem during the latter days of the chag. The Hellenists who own the hotel that I was staying at for the second days, had the chutzpah to furnish each room with two fat grotesque quasi-Buddha statues. (Jewish pagans are always the most obnoxious.) What's a crazy Jew to do? Join me as I try to remedy this vexing problem.