Helen Thomas: A Real Life Witch

Who said that real witches don't exist? Once again, veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas, has shown that she's an Arab-loving, Jew-hating hag, with her most recent anti-semitic diatribe. Its no wonder that Obama loves her so much. Both consider the State of Israel to be an illegitimate country that was built on the backs of a mythological people. Both share the Arab dream of a Judenrein "palestine." Both would love to see the flag of Fatah rising high in Jerusalem.

The fact that Thomas still has a job should speak volumes about the double standard that exists when it comes to defaming Jews. Had she said something even benignly offensive about black people, she would have been roasted alive. Al Sharpton would have seen to that. But when it comes to spewing Jew-hatred, you get a free pass in this world. If this decrepit mummy had opened her mouth to me, I would have backhanded her mushy fat head right of her shoulders.

The filth that issues from this wrinkled creature's mouth is even uglier than her face, which bears an uncanny resemblance to a camel's rectum. Thomas always reminds me of an old Polish woman who just shoved a Jewish child down the well. Now you can appreciate why the Torah demands that we stone witches. Helen Thomas is the real deal. A genuine hag. I don't know if there are any films about witches coming out in the near future, but this monster's mug should be the template for the next major Hollywood fright flick.

I can say with complete confidence that were someone to "accidentally" plow into this witch with their vehicle and run her over, that person would find themselves amply rewarded in the afterlife. Here's to seeing this fat fiend crushed by a steamroller and spread all over Pennsylvania Avenue.