THE JEWISH FIST: A Call to Resurrect the Jewish Scholar-Warrior of Old.

The purpose of this blog is to act as a fist to the face of the Jewish conscience and to jar Jews out of oblivion. It is a call to return to the Torah, to start the process of tshuvah gemura, and to rid the collective body of the infectious "shtetl syndrome". The Jewish Fist is also a warning to the enemies of the Almighty, whether it be the Arab Amalakites, or the mixed multitude within. The Jewish Fist has risen, and when it descends, G-d help you!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Top 10 Signs You're A Leftist Screwball

The face of the next generation of the diseased Left.

I know. Top Ten lists are a lazy excuse for a blog post. What can I say? They amuse me. So here it is. The "Top 10 Signs You're A Leftist Screwball."

#10- You and your "significant other" named your adopted Thai child, Rabin. The other choices were Ghandi, Desmond Tutu, Emil, or Gonad. Not Yitzchak of course, that would have sounded too Jewish. Just Rabin.

#9-You enjoy singing the "Song of Peace" during your daily wheat-germ and crab-apple colonic. And checking out your new Peace Now "Settlement Watch" Iphone application.

#8-Shimon Peres makes you proud to be an Israeli. Not a Jew, mind you. You don't like Jews. An Israeli.

#7-You think Golda Meir was a militant.

#6- You believe that Yigal Amir is maniacally laughing to himself as he sits in solitary confinement.

#5- The only "Rabbi" you don't want to see beaten is Michael Melchior of Meimad. The others are all psychopathic extremists who have sex through sheets and harbor an uncontrollable desire to tar, feather, and stone homosexuals.

#4-Jews with kipot and side-locks make you see red.

#3-Your definition of "innocent Arab children" includes grown Arab men wielding hatchets. Frustration doesn't make one a terrorist. As you see it, the greatest danger facing Israel is Jewish extremism.

#2-You have a ten foot golden statue of Rabin in your living room. You often curl up next to it in a fetal position and cry whenever it looks like the Jews have derailed the peace process.

#1- You never heard of the Altalena. You ask if it's the name of some new techno band. When someone enlightens you, you respond, "good", they deserved it." As a Peace Now activist, you abhor violence in all forms except when it's directed against "rightists" and "settlers." Then your motto is "kill them all." After all, anyone who doesn't live in Tel Aviv or Haifa contributes to the "occupation."

If any of the above applies to you, the verdict is in. You're a latte licking, self-indulgent, snivelling, whiny, Leftist.

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Esser AgarothNovember 3, 2010 at 10:10 AM
I insist you submit this to Haveil Havalim!!
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Rabbi LemmingNovember 3, 2010 at 8:12 PM
After all, are the ways of Torah not the ways of peace?
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The Jewish Fist: A Preliminary Platform For Jewish Survival

Faith in THE ALMIGHTY, that only by following the Torah, will we merit the redemption and the coming of the true messiah. A nation that wishes to be "a light unto the nations" must first understand what it means to be Jewish. When Israel returns to Torah, it will be in a position to bring that knowledge to the rest of the world.
The immediate revision of the Law of Return to ensure that it only grants citizenship to those who are Halachically Jewish, either from birth or through an authentic Halachic conversion.
An immediate end to all foreign aid from the U.S. Israel will act solely on the basis of self-interest (as all healthy nations do) and not be an indentured servant to the U.S.
A strong military offensive to ensure that neither Iran nor the rest of the barbarians of the Arab/Muslim world obtain nuclear capability.
The annihilation of all terrorist groups within Israel. The death penalty for all terrorists.
A government led transfer of the hostile Arabs and other gentiles from Israel, similiar to the expulsion of 12 million ethnic Germans by the Poles and Czechs after WWII. A humane transfer (assuming it is not met with violence) that has nothing to do with "racism" or mindless hatred. A transfer based on survival and necessity, as required by the Halachah. A limited number of gentiles who accept the halachic requirements of "resident stranger" may be granted permission to reside in the land.
An immediate annexation of the liberated territories, with a declaration to the Arab world that future acts of aggression will result in Israel having larger borders. The creation of enforcable "treason laws" will prohibit members of government from articulating positions of territorial compromise or concession, or engaging in discussion regarding the aforementioned with other countries or terrorist organizations such as the PA.
There are no synagogues in Mecca. A government led removal of the Al Aqsa Mosque & the Dome of the Rock, from atop Har Habayit. Additionally, a government led removal of all mosques, churches, and other non-Jewish houses of worship in accordance with the Halachah.
Missionaries & cults will be prohibited from entering the country. Prosletyzing will result in long term imprisonment and/or state sanctioned death.
The creation of an independant government agency to investigate the police precints throughout the country, with the purpose of rooting out all corruption, inefficiency, and negligence. The agency will be assigned the task of restructuring the force into a moral and effective entity, capable of enforcing the law and combating crime. Total warfare on the criminal organizations who sully the sanctity of the Land through violence, theft, and prostitution.
The creation of educational institutions within Israel and abroad, committed to teaching the truths of Torah to Jews and inculcating the necessity of mass Aliyah. Specific institutions will also be created to teach the 7 Laws of Noah to gentiles. In this manner, the Jewish people will have a remarkable opportunity to articulate the truths of yahadut to the world.

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The Jewish Idea, Rabbi Meir Kahane
Uncomfortable Questions for Comfortable Jews (same author)
Revolution of Referendum (same author)
Never Again! : A Program For Survival (same author)
Why Be Jewish? (same author)
Listen World, Listen Jew (same author)
The Story of the Jewish Defense League (same author)
They Must Go! (same author)
Rabbi Meir Kahane: His Life and Thought (Vl.1), Libby Kahane
Torah From Sinai, Rabbi Yisroel Chait
B'nai Noah: The Religion, The Danger!, (same author)
Magical Powers, Rabbi Reuven Mann
Moshiach, (same author)
Eim Habanim Smeicha, Rav Teichtal H"YD
On Repentance, Rav Joseph Soloveitchik
Kol Dodi Dofek, (same author)
Subota, Avrohom ben Netzach
The First Tithe, Israel Eldad
The Holocaust Conspiracy: An International Policy of Genocide, William R. Perl
The Four Front War (same author)
Neighbors, Jan T. Gross
The Jewish Legion, Zev Jabotinsky
Perfidy, Ben Hecht
While Six Million Died, Arthur Morse
Battleground: Fact and Fantasy in Palestine, Shmuel Katz
The Hollow Peace (same author)
Days of Fire (same author)
The Revolt, Menachem Begin
Sadat's Strategy, Paul Eidelberg
The Legacy of Jihad, Andrew Bostom
The Legacy of Islamic Anti-Semitism (same author)
The True Believer, Eric Hoffer

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Rav Weissmandel repeatedly risked his life during the Holocaust to save Jews. A tireless activist who tried to shake the world, Rav Weissmandel lived and died a broken man, having seen the face of worldwide Jewish apathy, while 1/3 of world Jewry was annihilated. Rav Weissmandel closed the Talmud during the Shoah, and used every available resource to save Jews. As he wrote in a relatively unknown letter to the Vaad Hatzalah (who was still sending Torah study materials to the Mir Yehivah in Shanghai while Jews were exiting the chimneys of Auschwitz) "the pages of the Maharsha sheets are stained with Jewish blood".

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Top 10 Signs You're A Leftist Screwball

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