Meimad Revisited

Its been awhile since I wrote about the leftist Israeli Meimad political party, which purports to be a religious one. For those who don't know about them, Meimad is one of the most vulgar examples of Hellenism masquerading as religious Judaism. In the following video, a babbling kipah wearing British eunuch, attempts to reconcile the clash of being religious and having leftist positions. What this fools fails to understand is that the number of morons who subscribe to such nonsense, doesn't make the marriage of Torah and treif pluralism any more kosher. Another classic moment in this video clip can be seen when the head buffoon Michael Melchior offers his position on national security. According to Melchior, Iran is the only entity that poses an existential threat to Israel. Why is it that the biggest fools wearing kipot on their heads always hail from Europe?

A card-carrying Meimad member from England.

Top 10 Signs You're A Leftist Screwball

The face of  the next generation of the diseased Left.

I know. Top Ten lists are a lazy excuse for a blog post. What can I say? They amuse me. So here it is. The "Top 10 Signs You're A Leftist Screwball."

#10- You and your "significant other" named your adopted Thai child, Rabin. The other choices were Ghandi, Desmond Tutu, Emil, or Gonad. Not Yitzchak of course, that would have sounded too Jewish. Just Rabin.

#9-You enjoy singing the "Song of Peace" during your daily wheat-germ and crab-apple colonic. And checking out your new Peace Now "Settlement Watch" Iphone application.

#8-Shimon Peres makes you proud to be an Israeli. Not a Jew, mind you. You don't like Jews. An Israeli.

#7-You think Golda Meir was a militant. 

#6- You believe that Yigal Amir is maniacally laughing to himself as he sits in solitary confinement.

#5- The only "Rabbi" you don't want to see beaten is Michael Melchior of Meimad. The others are all psychopathic extremists who have sex through sheets and harbor an uncontrollable desire to tar, feather, and stone homosexuals.

#4-Jews with kipot and side-locks make you see red. 

#3-Your definition of "innocent Arab children" includes grown Arab men wielding hatchets. Frustration doesn't make one a terrorist. As you see it, the greatest danger facing Israel is Jewish extremism.

#2-You have a ten foot golden statue of Rabin in your living room. You often curl up next to it in a fetal position and cry whenever it looks like the Jews have derailed the peace process.

#1- You never heard of the Altalena. You ask if it's the name of some new techno band. When someone enlightens you, you respond, "good", they deserved it." As a Peace Now activist, you abhor violence in all forms except when it's directed against "rightists" and "settlers." Then your motto is "kill them all." After all, anyone who doesn't live in Tel Aviv or Haifa contributes to the "occupation."


If any of the above applies to you, the verdict is in. You're  a latte licking, self-indulgent, snivelling, whiny, Leftist. 

Slogans For Israel's Various Parties

Likud-"Bibi will lead us. Territorial concession with strength and honor!"

Manhigut Yehudit-"Trust me, the Likud is the only way to gain power!"

Kadima-"I am woman, hear me roar!"

Labor-"Barak has what it takes to bend over and take it! Sodomy with strength  & experience!"

Meimad/Greenies-"The only choice for the  leftwing, tree-hugging, Daati, eunuch!"

Balad-"Slaughter the Jews! The government is with us!"

Shas-"Only we can guarantee family allowances & draft deferments! Vote Shas or go to Gehennom! " 

Yisroel Beitenu-"Must crush opposition. Destroy Law of Return. Grrr. You no make fun of Russia!"

Portrait of a Card Carrying Meimad Loser

Melchior's Latest Outrage

Sadly, my dream of a fallen sukkah didn't materialize. It seems that earlier today, the self-loathing Meimadian misfit, Michael Melchior (hell of an alliteration), had breakfast with several Arabs in Hashomer Hatzair's "peace sukkah." Evidently there is no cesspool that this weasel won't swim through in order to undermine Israel. "Israel's sukkah must have room in it for Muslim and Christian citizens as well," declared Melchior, who dreams of sharing a sukkah with the same animals who started a pogrom on Yom Kippur. I can imagine this pervert having a kumsitz with Arab "community leaders" after the 1929 Hebron massacre. "Nu, I understand that you guys were angry, but did you have to severe so many sex organs? There's not even a Jewish state yet, let alone any occupied territories of '67, but evidently the community did something to upset you."

Melchior has a long history of crawling on his knees to lick the feet of Ishmael. Several years ago, he and several other prominent "religious" rabbis sent a congratulatory letter to Yasser Arafat, yemach shmo v'zichro. Today he continued the tradition and hosted a sukkah party for Amalek. Every time this pathetic creature bleats, he disgraces the Almighty's name and emboldens the enemy to attack the soft Jewish underbelly. If the Arabs were smart they'd clone him.

Today was just another day in the busy life of MK, Michael Melchior, a man with the spine of a flaccid lulav, the intellect of an unripened etrog, and the beitzim of a tumtum (pardon the crudeness.)

The Real Desecration

When chillul Hashem reigns, we dare not be silent!

Talk about visiting the sick. Recently, while Professor Zeev Sternhell (yemach s'hmo) was convalescing from what we are told was an encounter with a pipe bomb, a handful of unkosher nuts from the leftist, "religious" Meimad party, paid him a visit. They were headed by MK, Michael Melchior who condemned the attack with the following histrionics:

"This despicable, criminal act is not only a crime against liberalism, democracy and freedom of expression. It is also a desecration of God's name since the immoral people who perpetrated it said they were acting in the name of Judaism."

Notice that Melchior first condemned the incident as a crime against "liberalism, democracy and freedom of expression", and only then referred to it as a "desecration of G-d's name". Torah values were last on the list. Perhaps this grasshopper forgot who Professor Sternhell is, a man who once advised "palestinians" to focus their attention against the "settlements and not plant explosives on the western side of the Green Line". Or when he declared in 1988 that, "In the end we will have to use force against the settlers in Ofra or Elon Moreh. Only he who is willing to storm Ofra with tanks will be able to block the fascist danger threatening to drown Israeli democracy." Does Melchior think he sanctifies G-d's name by visiting a capo who supports the murder of Jews?

What drives this kipah wearing pluralist whose commitment to Hellenism was spawned in the bowels of Europe? According to Meimad's website,'Rabbi Melchior believes that the social fabric of Israeli society must be built on the basis of tolerance, equal rights and equal opportunities'. (So much for his knowledge of the Rambam.) Lest one mistakenly think that Melchior is an armchair activist, it should be noted that he co-chairs the Knesset Caucus for Jewish-Arab relations, and is the creator of the Citizen's Accord Forum between Jews and Arabs in Israel, an organization which fights "injustices against Israel's Arab minority". In addition to his role as political grasshopper, Melchior is also a pulpit rabbi in Jerusalem and he retains the position of honorary Chief Rabbi of the Norwegian Jewish Community.

It is no wonder that Melchior is one of the primary leaders of Meimad, a political vehicle for disseminating Hellenism into the "moderate" Daati community. As an ideological movement, Meimad was originally co-founded by one of the roshei hayeshiva of a prestigious hesder yeshiva. If many religious Zionists today have a skewed understanding of such pressing issues as the status of non-Jews in Israel and on giving up territory, it is the influence of Meimadian Zionism and its offshoots, which have more in common with Gandhi than King David, which are to blame.

Melchior should stop rambling about liberalism and cite Torah sources to support his Quakerism. The problem is that are no such sources. The Halacha is clear that the hostile Arab population must be expelled. But Jewish Law is anathema to pacifism, and so the dove will always choose the latter.

In the end, what should we expect from a "Peace Now" surrogate whose activism has done so much to ensure pieces of Jews now and tomorrow? As the world saw with the late Yeshayau Leibowitz (yemach s'hmo), a skullcap that rests atop a soft-boiled brain, merely increases the abomination.

May this New Year be one, where the Nation of Israel begins a process of repentance which hastens the Messiah. And may the false voices with skullcaps who speak in the name of Mendelssohn while perverting the Law of Moses, be exposed.