" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Word Power! Important Definitions Every Jew Should Know: Lesson #1

"Moderate Arabs"- Wheelchair bound, quadriplegic, Arab amputees, suffering from dementia and camel gonorrhea, who spend the better part of the day sucking down kosher jello cubes in Jewish nursing homes courtesy of Yad Sarah. Although on occasion, the moderate Arab has a moment of cognition and tries to utter "Itbach el Yehud", it usually ends up sounding like, "itbrachs el jejed".

"Palestinian"-A mythical creature like the unicorn , but far more violent and unpleasant to be around. Has trouble pronouncing the letter "P", and is prone to delusions which include the belief in a mythical country called Palestine, and the fantastical belief that he is a citizen of this make- believe country. In his spare time, the Palestinian enjoys reading Mein Kampf and the Protocols of the Elder of Zion.

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