Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Slogans For Israel's Various Parties
Likud-"Bibi will lead us. Territorial concession with strength and honor!"
Manhigut Yehudit-"Trust me, the Likud is the only way to gain power!"
Kadima-"I am woman, hear me roar!"
Labor-"Barak has what it takes to bend over and take it! Sodomy with strength & experience!"
Meimad/Greenies-"The only choice for the leftwing, tree-hugging, Daati, eunuch!"
Balad-"Slaughter the Jews! The government is with us!"
Shas-"Only we can guarantee family allowances & draft deferments! Vote Shas or go to Gehennom! "
Yisroel Beitenu-"Must crush opposition. Destroy Law of Return. Grrr. You no make fun of Russia!"