The purpose of this blog is to act as a fist to the face of the Jewish conscience and to jar Jews out of oblivion. It is a call to return to the Torah, to start the process of tshuvah gemura, and to rid the collective body of the infectious "shtetl syndrome". The Jewish Fist is also a warning to the enemies of the Almighty, whether it be the Arab Amalakites, or the mixed multitude within. The Jewish Fist has risen, and when it descends, G-d help you!
" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)
Join me as I wrap Buddha's head and body in toilet paper, and swaddle it with a dirty body towel. See if you can count how many times I use the term "disgust" or refer to the statues as "fat grotesque idols".
Loving the saga! Was there any fly paper in the supply closet? I suppose that would have been pushing the envelope a bit in the not wanting to screw over the in-laws department...but still, idols covered in dead flies would have been sweet.
Loving the saga! Was there any fly paper in the supply closet? I suppose that would have been pushing the envelope a bit in the not wanting to screw over the in-laws department...but still, idols covered in dead flies would have been sweet.
ReplyDeleteThanks. Unfortunately there was no fly paper. I agree that would have been classic. Good to hear from you. Shabbat Shalom.
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