" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)

Friday, April 9, 2010

The Damn Buddha Statues-Part III

Join me as I wrap Buddha's head and body in toilet paper, and swaddle it with a dirty body towel. See if you can count how many times I use the term "disgust" or refer to the statues as "fat grotesque idols".


  1. Loving the saga! Was there any fly paper in the supply closet? I suppose that would have been pushing the envelope a bit in the not wanting to screw over the in-laws department...but still, idols covered in dead flies would have been sweet.

  2. Thanks. Unfortunately there was no fly paper. I agree that would have been classic. Good to hear from you. Shabbat Shalom.


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