" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)

Friday, June 3, 2011

Unbiblical War

How not to fight Milchemet Mitzvah.
  • Send legal representation with every IDF combat unit, in order to apprise them of the legality of their actions. A great morale booster.
  • Use paintballs and skunk spray against rioting Arab terrorists. 
  • Designate Ehud Barak as your Minister of Defense
  • Don't avenge the blood of Jews killed by the PLO.
  • Remind the enemy that you are unwilling to endanger "Arab citizens".
  • Send 100 humanitarian trucks to the animals in Gaza on a daily basis. 
  • Don't annihilate the Arab enemy when you have the opportunity.
  • Don't throw the enemy out of the country.
  • Harass good Jews who want to save the country. Tear down their houses in the liberated areas.
  • Appease the brazen Bedouins by granting them state land. Allow them to continue to squat illegally in the Negev, and smuggle weapons, drugs, and prostitutes into Israel. Did I forget Bedouin extortion and theft?
If the above  is your cup of tea, you are Exhibit A for the self-loathing, spiritually diseased contagion, that arose amongst our people during this long and terrible galut. You are an immoral moralist who sees humanity, when you should be seeing the inhumane. The blood of dead Jews does nothing to your conscience. You are the erev rav.

Shabbat Shalom to good Jews

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