" Thou comest to me with a sword and a spear and a shield, but I come to thee in the name of the L-rd of Hosts, the G-d of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast humiliated..." (I Samuel, 17:45-47)

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Melchior's Latest Outrage

Sadly, my dream of a fallen sukkah didn't materialize. It seems that earlier today, the self-loathing Meimadian misfit, Michael Melchior (hell of an alliteration), had breakfast with several Arabs in Hashomer Hatzair's "peace sukkah." Evidently there is no cesspool that this weasel won't swim through in order to undermine Israel. "Israel's sukkah must have room in it for Muslim and Christian citizens as well," declared Melchior, who dreams of sharing a sukkah with the same animals who started a pogrom on Yom Kippur. I can imagine this pervert having a kumsitz with Arab "community leaders" after the 1929 Hebron massacre. "Nu, I understand that you guys were angry, but did you have to severe so many sex organs? There's not even a Jewish state yet, let alone any occupied territories of '67, but evidently the community did something to upset you."

Melchior has a long history of crawling on his knees to lick the feet of Ishmael. Several years ago, he and several other prominent "religious" rabbis sent a congratulatory letter to Yasser Arafat, yemach shmo v'zichro. Today he continued the tradition and hosted a sukkah party for Amalek. Every time this pathetic creature bleats, he disgraces the Almighty's name and emboldens the enemy to attack the soft Jewish underbelly. If the Arabs were smart they'd clone him.

Today was just another day in the busy life of MK, Michael Melchior, a man with the spine of a flaccid lulav, the intellect of an unripened etrog, and the beitzim of a tumtum (pardon the crudeness.)

1 comment:

  1. B"H

    "Melchior And Ham"

    I do not like Melchior and Ham.
    I do not like them, Sam I Am.

    I would not like them in a box.
    I would not like them with a fox.

    I would not like them in a house.
    I would not like them with a mouse.

    I would not like them in a Peace Sukkah.
    I would not like them in a Piece Sukkah.

    I would not like them in Akko.
    I would not like them in Yaffo.

    I do not like Melchior and Ham.
    I do not like them, Sam I Am.

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